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STATLER & WALDORF’S GUIDE TO GOING TO THE MOVIES

With Disney’s “The Muppets” coming out in theaters soon, Statler and Waldorf offer unsolicited advice and a whole lot of laughs about what to watch for at the theater.   STATLER:    When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat… WALDORF:   …one that doesn’t face the screen!     WALDORF:   If you arrive late for your movie, stick around… STATLER:    …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!     STATLER:    Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.     WALDORF:   Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie…. STATLER:    …it might wake us up!     WALDORF:   If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next to… STATLER:    …welcome to my world.     WALDORF:   Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.     STATLER:    Don’t talk back to the movie… WALDORF:   …that’s our job!     WALDORF:   If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie… STATLER:    …sit next to us!     STATLER:    Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s “The Muppets.” WALDORF:   Don’t say you haven’t been warned.  

To see Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (where they belong), check out http://disney.go.com/muppets/portfolio/homepage.html.

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